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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"It's Just For Me And My Josuke”
-...baby

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
”The Biggest Josuke Pennies Can Buy”
- i don't know if that a fat joke or ego killer

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Josuke"
- ummm i don't know

4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Feel The Raw Naked Josuke Of The Road"
*vomits*

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"The Best Josuke Under One Roof"
- well i better work on my pick up lines

6. To someone you dislike?
"If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Josuke"

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"It's That Josuke Feeling"
- yes

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"Who Would You Have A Josuke With?"
...wait that doesn't ask the question...

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Josuke it is."
- it the solution to everything

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"Smart. Beautiful. Josuke"
- something seem out of place...but what?

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"Sometimes You Feel Like a Josuke, Sometimes You Don't"
cause i am a winner

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"It's Not All Josuke, Josuke, Josuke, you know"
You got a friend in me~

13. What are the best words to describe you?
"Happiness is Josuke-Shaped"
- now with a creamy filling

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"Reach for the Josuke"
but of course

15. Your last words before you die...
"Daddy or Josuke?"
*dramatic gofer!*

16. Your message to a special someone..
"They're Waffly Josuke”
yummy

17. Title of this post will be..
"Josuke - The Freshmaker"
Mentos has nothing on me
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